This theme features two scenic mural backdrops: Gaze into the crystal ball and cast spells in front of our lair, green and wicked, with a grand staircase. Then, ascend into the saturated skies over the pale-yellow moon on a seven-foot magic broomstick.
Each person has a choice of their favorite image printed. Printed on one sheet; choice of 1 8x10 prints or 2 5x7 prints with Witch Pix mat board.
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Do you train aggressive dogs?
If its a dog, we'll train it! We actually have quite a bit of experience dealing with complex behavioral issues, including aggression, and have seen long-lasting results with our pups and more confident, happy parents!
Can you train my dog to be a guard dog?
No, Smart Bitch does not provide protection dog training services. (i.e. Teaching to dogs to attack.)
Can you train my dog to become a service dog?
To answer this question, We feel like we need to clarify what a service dog is. A Registered Service Animal is any animal that helps someone with a disability or an impairment to complete a task neccessary for everyday life. The most obvious example of this is a seeing-eye dog for the blind. Dogs who complete tasks such as this go through special training programs that can take years to achieve, and sometimes they do not make the cut. Therefore, not every dog can be a service dog. Furthermore, dogs who are Registered and Required Service Animals are permitted to enter any premises their handler goes as mandated by the Federal Goverment and are not considered pets.
What types of dogs do you train?
ALL THE DOGS! Short Dogs, Tall Dogs, Skinny Dogs, Round Dogs, Crazy Dogs, Chill Dogs, Old Dogs.....you get the point! We have experience training all types of breeds and temperments...from tiny, nervous teacup Chihuahuas to large, rambuncious, overly-friendly Huskies! Challenge accepted if you think your dog is no match for us!
Is my dog to old to be trained?
Age is just a number baby! Its an old wives tale that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Whoever said that CLEARLY has never met our Smart Bitch seniors.
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Do you offer group classes?
Unfortunately, we do not offer group classes at this time.
What makes you qualified to train my dog?
Great Question! Any Joe Schmo can call themselves a dog trainer....but how can you really believe what their doing and saying is right?
How much does training cost?
An initial 90 minute consultation is $150. After the consultation, you may choose to train in 30-Minute Sessions (S.M.A.R.T.) for $60 per session or 1-Hour Sessions (D.I.Y. Coaching) for $125 per session. We HIGHLY suggest rolling with a package after your consultation as we have some killer discounts factored into those.
What if I don't have enough time to train my dog?
No worries there! Our S.M.A.R.T. Day Training option is designed so that we do the training for you, while your away at work or enjoying some leisure time.
Do you offer guarentees or refunds?
Dog training is a process that will require you to keep up your side of the bargain. Since our training is wholy dependent on the dog's performance and pace, we will not offer any guarentees as that is completely unreasonable, and we are not fortune tellers. We are, however, extremely confident that you will be delighted with the results and have a complete understanding on what makes your dog tick.
Where do you train dogs?
We come to you! Typically, most private training sessions will occur at your home....but if want to train somewhere more exciting, we've been known to frequent the park, the French Quarter, dog-friendly stores, coffee shops, and an occasional bar. You name the place and we'll tell you if its possible!
So how many trainers will be training my dog?
TWO! Smart Bitch works as a pair so you'll be getting TWO Certified Professional Dog Trainers for ONE price!